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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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I don't believe in queens.

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Posted 1 week ago

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”
Posted 1 week ago

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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me-loving-you:

You ever look back years in your life and think to yourself “Wow, I was a douche.” Well…I was a douche…but it was only 28 weeks ago. Lol. I can’t believe I put in all that effort in the mornings to look like this little shit. Now I take five min to get ready and wear basketball shorts everyday. How my life has gotten lazier. I can’t wait until another 28 weeks until I’m saying the exact same thing about myself now. Next thing you know ill be switching it up again. I think about it all the frickin’ time. I know I’m not the only one who thinks this about themselves. Phases in young adulthood are unreal sometimes…and drastic. Damn. 😑

Posted 1 week ago

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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nowyoukno:

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